Roger Passes The Bar/A Boy Named Michael Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for housework. Then, Roger movies in with Greg and Terry.
Blagsnarst: A Love Story Roger and Francine discover an alien in the woods, and Roger capriciously has a one-night relationship with her before being fed up with her quirks. He tries to get rid of her by calling the CIA, but then realizes that he can't go through with it.
Blonde Ambition When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.
CIAPOW When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race against each other in the living room.
Scents And Sensei-bility Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei and its Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced into being an outside pet.
Turkey Bacon When the CIA is forced to make cut backs and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a College Campus Security Guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast in order to boost the families' income.
Now And Gwen When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.
Dreaming Of A White Porsche Christmas When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, a la It's a Wonderful Life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.
A Tiny Affair Hayley gets a new job and starts to fall for a co-worker, Ax.Hayley and her new company embark on a work retreat to Belize where Roger shows up and has Hayley & Ax go through a string of exercises that bring them closer together. Meanwhile, Stan chauffer's Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance.
Morning Mimosa When Steve says "F-U" to Francine, she refuses to cook for him and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers.
My Affair Lady Hayley starts a new job and may be starting a new romance as she becomes attracted to a coworker. Meanwhile, Stan drives Francine and Steve to the Mother-Son dance.
A Star Is Reborn While on vacation in Los Angeles, California, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood., as an old Hollywood actress becomes convinced that Stan is the reincarnation of her dead husband, a former Hollywood actor named Leonard Prince. Meanwhile, Roger kennel trains Steve and Hayley.
Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the big apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman persona.
The Shrink Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash and goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.