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The Simpsons Guy, Parts 1 & 2
Peter and the Griffins get out of dodge and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson, who welcomes his new albino friends with open arms. The families get along famously: Stewie and Bart make out like bandits when Stewie trades in his mind control device for a good old-fashioned slingshot; Lisa takes Meg under her wing and teaches her the saxophone; and Peter and Homer fight over the best beer in town - Pawtucket vs Duff.
The Book Of Joe
Peter helps Joe realize his dream of publishing a book, but things get out of hand when Peter takes over as the author. Meanwhile, Brian starts exercising to the extreme after experiencing a euphoric runner's high for the first time.
When Quagmire meets a woman named Sonja who is as sexually insatiable as he is, he is thrilled to finally be with someone who won't judge him. However, things take a turn for the worse when Sonja abducts Quagmire, intending to make him her sex slave. It is up to Peter, Joe and Quagmire's dad to explore the seedy underbelly of Quahog to find and rescue Quagmire. Meanwhile, a love triangle emerges between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert.
Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things get messy when Peter comes up with his own way to get more customers.
Brian The Closer
Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.
On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.
The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.
Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.
Our Idiot Brian
Meg convinces Brian to take the SAT's for her, but when he tests poorly, they start to suspect that Brian might not that smart after all. Peter decides to spend the day showing Brian the joys of being stupid and the benefits of having a low IQ.
This Little Piggy
Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.
Peter learns that his real first name is Justin, which he takes on as his younger, cooler alter ego. Later, at Peter/Justin's party, Quagmire lands in some big trouble with his mother.
Stewie Is Enceinte
Brian tires of hanging out with Stewie, so Stewie attempts to save the relationship by having a baby, and maybe a few more, and uses Brian's DNA for impregnation. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland putt their heads together in an attempt to make a viral video.
Dr. C And The Women
Meg lands a job at the airport, where, as the hottest employee, she turns instantly popular. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a relationship therapist and starts giving advice to Lois and Peter, which frustrates Peter, who considers telling Donna a long-held secret about Cleveland's bachelor party.
Peter stumbles upon a missing boy and is celebrated as a town hero, while Joe decides to quit his job and take a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.
A stint in obedience school takes some of the bite out of Brian, and Peter soon realizes he liked his pal better when he was feistier. Meanwhile, Chris is bummed when he learns his new friend only buddied up to him to get closer to Meg.
After his alleged friends hurt his feelings by roasting him, Peter takes comfort with a mean-girl clique, and ignores Lois when she warns that they may be gossiping about him behind his back.
Peter boasts that he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, and then gets the chance to prove it. Meanwhile, Stewie turns jealous when new classroom-mom Lois pays more attention to his young schoolmates.
Take My Wife
Peter is surprised to discover the Bahamas vacation Lois booked is actually a marriage-counseling retreat. While back at home, Carter watches the kids and is flustered over the fact that they would rather play electronic games than ones that would require actual old-fashion participation.
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