The Honking Bender is infected with a virus that turns him into a murderous car each evening at midnight.
War Is The H-Word Seeking servicemen's discounts, Bender and Fry join the Earth Army, only to find themselves in a war, and being led by Zapp Brannigan, who has eyes for a soldier who's really Leela in disguise.
The Cryonic Woman After a prank gets Fry, Leela and Bender fired, Fry lucks into a job that reunites him with his previously frozen 20th-century girlfriend, who suggests they go somewhere quieter, like the year 4000.
A Tale Of Two Santas After the crew disables the evil Santa robot, Bender takes his place to deliver toys - but everyone thinks he's still evil.
amazon Women In The Mood Zapp Brannigan gets Leela to join Amy and Kif Kroker on a double date, which ends with all stranded on a planet of amazonian women.
Parasites Lost In 1999 Fry only had 93 cents in his bank account. Now that it's the year 3000, he has over four billion dollars in interest added to that.
Bendless Love Bender's best talent - bending things - lands him a scab job where a knockout fembot comes between him and an old friend.