Dan Vs. Episodes	Season 2
Back To Pazsaz Entertainment Network's Dan Vs. Page The Family Thanksgiving Dan's invited to share Thanksgiving with Elise's parents, so he brings deviled eggs to the dinner. The Mall Santa Dan and Chris get holiday jobs at the mall, and Dan dislikes the grumpy Santa working there. The Neighbors Dan fears his neighbors are cannibals, so he tries to run them out of town. Dancing Dan's exiled to the world's dance capital, where he must learn to embrace dancing before he's permitted to leave. The Bank Dan is angry about new fees at his bank, so he decides to stage a caper to get his money back. The Monster Under The Bed An ancient creature takes up residence under Dan's bed, and Dan wants Chris and Elise to help him get rid of it. Golf Chris starts spending all of his time golfing, so Dan and Elise team up to rid the world of this sport. The Gym Dan is displeased with his gym contract and uncovers an alarming conspiracy while fighting it. The Wedding Dan tries to sabotage a wedding from the inside by serving as a member of the wedding party. The Catburglar Dan becomes involved in a noir-style mystery when his cat vanishes. The Dinosaur A raging dinosaur wrecks Dan's car, so Dan and Chris join forces with a crocodile hunter and prepare to fight back. The Stupidity Dan grows concerned about the lack of intelligence in America, so he goes to the governor's office to do something about it. The Telemarketer Dan plots to end some persistent telemarketing calls and soon discovers that he knows the caller. Reality TV A reality-TV producer embarrasses Dan, so Dan plots to destroy the whole genre of reality TV. Parents Displays of poor parenting motivate Dan to adopt a child so he can prove he'd be a terrific dad. Gigundo-Mart Dan wants to drive a new superstore out of business, because it's hurting local stores and encouraging Chris to purchase too many items in bulk. Chris Dan and Chris fight over an article of sci-fi memorabilia, possibly ruining their friendship in the process. Wild West Town Dan goes to a low-quality dude ranch discovers he can't receive a refund.
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