Executed By The State The G.I. Joe operatives face a big challenge. Also: a look at vegetarianism; questions about the Starbucks logo; Orville Redenbacher's new role.
Crushed By A Steamroller On My 53rd Birthday Featured: post-concert activities with Alvin and the Chipmunks; Mary Poppins' unusual behavior; the truth behind B.A.Baracus' distaste for flying; G.I. Joe's war experience.
Punctured Jugular A look at a "Fast and Furious" sequel; a new role for Wilson from "Cast Away"; Scooby and the gang's newest member.
Poisoned By Relatives Osama Bin Laden's end; "The Shirt Tales" gang in World War II; King Don's ruling style; overweight toons on a weight-loss show.
Disemboweled By An Orphan Gadget has a surprise in store; Frosty goes through a change; and two Eternia tourists witness a battle between He-Man and Skeletor.
In Bed Surrounded By Loved Ones A prank on Apache Chief; how the Lego people react to non-conformity; a look at a world without wolves; and the consequences of good times for Captain Kirk.
Choked On Multi-Colored Scarves A new theme song is endless; the Nerd joins Team Fortress; She-Ra identifies with her horse; and Skeletor has a new plot to conquer Eternia.
Hemlock Gin And Juice Dora the Explorer turns 15; Wall-E gets creative; the reason behind Angry Birds' rage is revealed; and Thomas the Tank Engine meets an explosive end.
Collateral Damage In Gang Turf War E.T. takes over an ER; Harry Potter lands in a not-so-magical situation; the reason why Black Widow and Hawkeye remain part of the Avengers is revealed; and the characters encounter zombies.
Eviscerated Post-Coital By A Six Foot Mantis Included: a new "Sesame Street" character; a video-game spending spree; Pinky and the Brain's night out; Rambo's encounter with guards.
Butchered In Burbank Included: Monopoly in theaters; Dracula's dinner party; "The Little Mermaid" in New York; a new Dr. Seuss character.
Robot Chicken's ATM Christmas Special Santa almost misses Christmas; Kano spends the holidays with Mrs. Cage; Justin Bieber releases a new song; and G.I. Joe has a special Christmas.
Papercut To Aorta Spoofed: Rocky and Bullwinkle; Badtz-Maru; The Hunger Games.
Caffeine-Induced Aneurysm The truth behind "Airwolf"; the final episode of "iCarly"; a "Star Trek" song.
Eaten By Cats The Teletubbies new roles as Power Rangers; Doc Brown's struggle with his time machine; 50 Cent's latest collaborator; a Lego person's birth.
Botched Jewel Heist A meeting between Jason Voorhees and Michael Meyers; a rap for pescatarians; the future of holidays.
Robot Fight Accident The Nerd becomes Little Red Riding Hood; the Avengers take Broadway; Archie stands up for himself; Harry Potter applies for college; and the next "Aliens" film is imagined.
Chocked On A Bottle Cap Humping Robot attacks the Navy; an intervention is staged; the ThunderCats learn about heat; and the Animaniacs stop taking their meds.
Immortal Writers-room antics with Oompa Loompas; a homecoming for Jesus; a new twist on "Cabin in the Woods."
