Bust 'Em Up Glenn books a spa weekend for himself and Jackie, but the romantic setup is just a cover for a hidden-camera reality show that tries to break up couples. Elsewhere, Grandpa Whitey gives Conor hunting lessons.
Dog Show Canine struggles to master new tricks for a dog show, so Glenn considers cloning his childhood pet and entering the clone in the competition.
Footlooseball Wendy becomes a high-school quarterback in an attempt to make Glenn proud of her. Elsewhere, Conor tries to bring dancing back to a town that's forbidden it.
Jackie's Get-Witch-Quick Scheme Accusations of witchcraft taint Jackie's family tree, so she tries to prove these claims are wrong. Elsewhere, Glenn and Conor get stranded with some lesser-known members of the Kennedy clan.
Tooth Fairy Glenn becomes a superhero known as the Tooth Fairy after he loses the ability to feel pain, and Conor tags along with him, acting as his trusty sidekick.
Fashion Show A trip to New York City includes a modeling stint for Conor and an unexpected detour in the Hudson River for Glenn. Meanwhile, Wendy and Courtney swipe Donald Trump's wig.
Step-Brother Glenn engages in sibling rivalry with the man who will become his stepbrother after his mom remarries.
Life Swap Glenn considers switching careers and explores the idea of producing background music. Meanwhile, Conor finds employment throwing fish; and Courtney and Wendy learn what it's like to be sisters.
Courtney's Pony Courtney loves her new pony until she falls off of it, but then she must fight to save it when its life is at risk. Meanwhile, Glenn takes a liking to a realistic-looking doll; and Conor uses a hidden talent to impress a girl.
Dad News Bears Glenn coaches his son's Little League team. Elsewhere, Courtney worries that she hasn't achieved enough success in life; and Jackie gets revenge on some snobby former neighbors. Ashley Tisdale and Fran Drescher provide guest voices.
Volunteers The Martins get into the spirit of volunteering while visiting Tennessee. However, Glenn gets jealous of Jackie when she's selected to be a firefighter and he's not. Meanwhile, the kids work at a hospital and get inspired by a patient .
Glennhog Day A head injury has Glenn thinking every day is his wedding anniversary, and Jackie sees no point in telling him the truth. However, the kids object.
Camp, Parts 1 & 2 Glenn and Jackie work as counselors at a camp, where Conor fights a bully and Courtney and Wendy compete for a boy's attention.